cosmo tip #638

expertcosmotips:

swimminginmainstream:

expertcosmotips:

does he like loud sex? bring a 700 pound guitar amplifier into the bed and play progressive noise rock the entire time you frick

I think you mean “the entire time you fuck”

we don’t swear on this blog you dumb piece of shit

beeishappy:

TDS | TCR 2013.04.22 [x]

Attention Shadowhunter Followers!!

bambooanime:

I spoke with a Hot Topic manager today, and she said that the City of Bones clothes should start coming in around July 15th! She was awesome and took down my info so she can call me when they come in! :D

urinatings:

i hate getting attached to people bc i literally never stop thinking about them

kpopyousofunny:

How to offend 4 kpop fandoms in one post.

im so ugly its like god was playing the sims and he clicked the randomize button